KSquaredLover~

Michael being a cutie in AHWU 178

basedhylia:

how can anime characters easily bite themselves hard enough to break skin and make a cool blood splattering effect out of it i tried this once after watching naruto and screamed and cried

ltkatiejensen:

youre-my-boi-micool:

rooster-tumble:

If this isn’t your favourite picture of Jack, then your lying.


I see you’re Jack with dog and raise you Jack with nuggets. 


yes but guitar hero jack 

ltkatiejensen:

youre-my-boi-micool:

rooster-tumble:

If this isn’t your favourite picture of Jack, then your lying.

image

I see you’re Jack with dog and raise you Jack with nuggets. 

image

yes but guitar hero jack 

m-arkiplier:

please respect feminine non binary people.

please respect androgynous non binary people.

please respect masculine non binary people.

please always remember non binary people don’t have to dress in anyway to prove their gender identity to you.

ask-gallows-callibrator:

msrmoony:

If you ever date an asexual person be sure to get the specifics of their asexuality because the level of comfort with physical contact is different for all of us.

YES 
THIS IS SERIOUSLY IMPORTANT 

achievementt-teeth:

I just love it how Gavin is always camera ready

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

llllucy:

Me at parties

llllucy:

Me at parties

forte-and-a-half:

MY ANACONDA DON’T

forte-and-a-half:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN

forte-and-a-half:

oh my god

look at her butt

1-78, have fun XD
Anonymous

Oh geez. Haha have fun reading all these

Kinky Questions - go!
1. Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
Kitchen counter, or couch. Counter would be kinkier though ;)
2. Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why
Does masturbating count? It was pretty good, because my orgasm was fucking fantastic
3. A fictional person that you think would be good in bed
Hmm, Black Widow? She seems like she’d take charge and I love that
4. Something that never fails to make you horny
Dirty talk, if its done right makes me melt.
5.Where is one place you would never have sex
Somewhere high up because I’m really scared of heights.
6. The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when…
After like 20 minutes of blowing a guy, he wasn’t even close to cumming. But he gave me absolutely no feedback at all, so I’m gonna blame him.
7. Weirdest thing that ever made you horny
It’s not like super weird or anything, but its only ever happened once. I watched this guy who was shirtless, like flex his muscles and watching his shoulder blades move made me blush like crazy.
8. What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]
I would say rope for me. I think its more flexible and versatile.
9. What is the fastest way to make you horny
Definitely dirty talk, and a bit of teasing.
10. Top or bottom?
Bottom, I like being pushed around.
11. We were about to _ but then _
Um…? I was about to give my ex a blowjob but his mom came downstairs, we didn’t get caught though.
12. Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
If its really good, then 1 is okay. But I really like overstimulation.
13. Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find
It isn’t in my room, but my dildo is hidden in the box that my hair straightener came in (along with lube and cleaner)
14. Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you
Its not weird but I didn’t like when my ex called me baby, babe was fine. But i hate being called baby.
15. Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex
I like sucking cock, but cum is fucking disgusting. Also, I gag a lot.
16. Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you
An ex once asked if I would consider anal, but I had absolutely no sexual experience (and still don’t)
17. Have you ever tasted yourself?
I have, yes.
18. Is it ever okay to not use a condom
Um, once I get my tubes tied, and if neither of us have STDs or anything
19. Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
My high school Astronomy teacher was a hottie
20. A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience
Whip cream I guess.
21. How big is too big?
Fuck me, I have no idea. I’ve never had sex, but my dildo used to be too big.
22. One sexual thing you would never do
I wouldn’t lick an asshole
23. Biggest turn on
Dirty talk and/or teasing
24. Three spots that drive you insane
My ears, neck, and my lower back.
25. Worst possible time to get horny
If I’m eating or seriously playing games
26. Do you like it when your sexual partner moans
I do, it helps me know that they’re enjoying themselves
27. Worst sexual idea you ever had
I haven’t had any bad plans? I guess wanting to have sex before I knew if I really wanted to
28. How much fapping is too much fapping
I usually just masturbate until I’m done, or I get bored.
29. Best sexual complement you ever got
Can’t recall any
30. Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
I’m assuming this is talking about pubes. Personally, I don’t like having pubic hair.
31. Is it good sex if you don’t nut
I think it can be, I’ve heard that you can have a good time fucking and not cum.
32. Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin”
If they are hot? I dunno
33. What is your favorite part of your body
I like my boobs and my hair a lot.
34. Favorite foreplay activities
35. Love (>,<, or =) Sex
I don’t really like how this is phrased. I dont think you have to love someone to have sex with them. Or that sex means you love someone.
36. What do you wear to bed?
Nothing ;)
37. When was the first time you masturbated
I first tried masturbating when I was 12
38. Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
Nope.
39. Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
I have never had sex outside
40. Have/would you ever have sex outside?
Maybe? I hate bugs, so that’d be an issue
41. Have/would you ever had a threesome?
I would totally have a threesome
42. What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
I tried using a hair brush but quickly realized it wasnt going to work
43. Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
Um, maybe? If I was horny enough
44. Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
God no, there’s no room in those bathrooms
45. What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
Rabbit Hole- Natalia Kills
46. What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
I like watching people’s muscles move, like while running or playing sports.
47. Most attractive celebrity?
Natalie Dormer
48. Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
I don’t care for porn videos, I think they’re kind of gross
49. If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
There would be no child. I’ve never had sex
50. Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
Nope.
51. What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
I guess if someone calls me baby
52. Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
I have, but no ones ever said anything about them. They don’t bother me.
53. Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
Yeah, I like pleasuring others
54. How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
Oh fuck me, I love tattoos
55. How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
I dunno, would probably depend on the person.
56. Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
Idk, I know to keep stuff away from your genitals. Oh god, imagine someone trying to use jalapenos though oww
57. Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
I’m not dating, but I don’t have anything to hide
58. Do you own any sex toys?
I own a dildo
59. Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
Does that mean they can post shit? If they can, no. If they want to look through stuff I don’t really care though
60. Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
Hell yeah I would. That fucker would be dumped
61. Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
Pornstar I guess
62. Do you watch porn?
No, I read porn
63. How small is too small?
If I can’t feel it?
64. Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
I have not
65. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
My grandpa kissed my cheek, when he was saying bye
66. Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
No. I like my phone
67. Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
Yep
68. Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
Um, if its a huge bush than yeah, but pubic hair doesn’t bother me all that much.
69. If you could give yourself head, would you?
I guess so, although I’ve never enjoyed being eaten out before
70. Booty or Boobs?
I love looking at people’s asses.
71. If you had a penis, what would you name it?
The yogurt canon
72. Have you ever been on an official date?
I have, my ex and I went to Red Robins before going to homecoming
73. Have you ever cheated on someone?
Nope
74. If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
Baked Alaska (cause I’m from Alaska, and I like food, although baked makes it seem like I’d be stoned)
75. Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
I would, because it’s not my bed. I don’t like people being in my bed.
76. How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
I would be very revolted
77. What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
Meh
78. If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
If I had a penis, I would jack off, swing it around, try and get someone to blow me, try and have sex, and pee standing up
the-tardis-gets-wifi:

bootyscientist:

thecommonraven:

sassysinglelady:



  compliments don’t get people killed. 

i deadass thought the first article was from The Onion

The first article wasn’t from the onion then????

the-tardis-gets-wifi:

bootyscientist:

thecommonraven:

sassysinglelady:

image

  compliments don’t get people killed. 

i deadass thought the first article was from The Onion

The first article wasn’t from the onion then????