i really hate people who think that “freedom of speech” means “i can be as rude and insulting as i want and you’re not allowed to get mad”


"That was fucking incredible.” - Things To Do in GTA V: Fast Cash


congrats on yr everything 1/?

Lindsay Tuggey


Studied for 30 seconds I’m gonna rock this fuckin test 



girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear

thank you


Please pass this around - he is currently in Hamilton. I want everyone to know his face and his name so they can steer clear of him and remain safe.



For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

The world will soon understand why birds are so awesome and deserve to be our overlords. 

make me choose

baebradunkelmanteam nice dynamite or xray and vav

↳  We’re kind of a package deal.


The Science of Seduction
Just a little something for my Cecil~

//Carlos the Scientist//


The Science of Seduction

Just a little something for my Cecil~

//Carlos the Scientist//


"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am


i thOUGHT IT WAS CUTE im so sorry ;;;


EDIT: fixed the second panel bec michael’s tattoos disappeared hhhh




overly confident fat girls are extremely annoying  

It’s a good thing I’m not here for your acceptance or approval.


This is still one of my favorite posts ever.